The Surreal mind of a random entity

..Saturn

2011-02-09T14:01:00.004-05:00

Exiting my 20's.
Saturn has officially made its first full rotation around the sun since I was born.

"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball." ~Doug Larson

On a side note, I just about threw a snowball across the living room the other day. I guess it doesnt have a grasp on me yet.

"Saturn comes back around to show you everything
Let's you choose what you will not see and then
Drags you down like a stone or lifts you up again" ~Lateralus

Lets see what Saturn's next spin around the sun brings me.

spotless

2010-10-31T04:44:00.002-04:00

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;

Alexander Pope

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eventually, it does

2010-08-22T02:34:00.003-04:00

"Push the envelope. Watch it bend."

..a quotation

2010-08-20T08:40:00.004-04:00

"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." Draper.

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I don't know, but it's been said,

2010-04-03T05:06:00.004-04:00

"We'll rest forever when we're dead." Puscifer.

------------------------on another more festive note---
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me, you don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
A Man in the Crowd: I'm not.
The Crowd: Shhhhh!
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odds are.

2010-03-21T03:25:00.004-04:00

The Gods favor me, the odds favor me.
The Gods bring me luck, the odds bring me luck.
The odds bring rain, the Gods bring rain.
The odds are the Gods are the odds.

Chris.

Define, Odds: the ratio of the probabilities of an event happening to that of it not happening.

Oh 9

2009-11-12T07:06:00.003-05:00

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (from Monty Python)

"Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you."

Momma Sed

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Blog

2009-05-22T19:30:00.000-04:00

Still alive,

2009.

economy

2008-12-10T08:40:00.003-05:00

Definition: An economy is the realized social system of production, exchange, distribution, and consumption of goods and services of a country or other area.

Some related quotes (in order):

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it” Ronald Reagan 1986

“True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” Franklin D. Roosevelt

“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.” Charles Darwin

“If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.” Charles Darwin

“An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men” Charles Darwin

viginti tres

2008-11-10T08:22:00.000-05:00

Be patient...

New

2008-06-01T07:18:00.002-04:00

A new post.

Some quotes by Greek philosopher Aristotle around 300-400 BC.

"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind."

"Education is the best provision for the journey to old age."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work."

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

"We are what we repeatedly do."

"Evil brings men together."

"All men by nature desire knowledge."

"Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil."

"He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god."

"No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness."

A Post

2007-11-27T06:01:00.000-05:00

Its been 8 months since I last posted. I will post more often now. Where have I been? I was on a Fast in Iraq protesting the war for the last 8 month, I got shot and got hungry and gave up.

A true story told by me: There is a man named Daniel Tammet. One day in March 2004 he sought a world record. He recited seemingly random numbers non-stop for 5 hours, reciting 22,514 numbers in all. Here are the first 9 numbers he spoke: 314159265. He got his record. He recalled Pi to 22,514 digits with 100% accuracy in 5 hours by memory alone. How? He is a Idiot Savant, ever since a seizure when he was a child.

The human brain is so powerful but we have no clue how to tap into it. I can remember a number about 9 or 10 digits, imagine 100 digits, in order? Now try 20,000. Its basically completely incomprehensible to me and you.

Definition: ==== Idiot Savant: An intellectually disabled person who exhibits extraordinary ability in a highly specialized area, such as mathematics or music. ====

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2007-03-12T00:24:00.000-04:00

Something to think about: If I were an Ant, I would have been on my 52nd life by now. If I were a cat I'd be finishing up my 2nd life, wonder what happens after 9?. If I were a rattlesnake I would have died 5 years or so ago. If I was a Turtle, I'd still have a hundred years left.

Off topic (?): The set of Transcendental numbers is uncountably infinite. Everyone knows π. But does anybody know Kurt Mahler's number? 0.1234567891011121314151617... Tell me the last digit and I will give you my pinky finger.

Song of the Moment: "The Battle of Evermore".

Pic of the moment:

No news is good news, I guess.

2007-01-29T05:42:00.000-05:00

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Here is a late Happy 2007.
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Haven't posted in ages, though it doesn't seem that long ago. Time flies when your busy.
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Nothing really new with me. Not that I really post personal news anyway. I was going to post some New Years resolutions but i figured its the exact same as last year, only I will subtract the resolutions I kept and leave the ones I broke.
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Not much to say right now, so I will post a picture. Here is an updated picture of the new world "See older post - June 6, 2006" Contrast the two pictures, wow, incredible growth this has doubled in size in less then a year.
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Life feeds on life,...

2006-11-28T06:30:00.000-05:00

..."feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on......this is necessary"...

PETA probably thinks this fox is treating this rat unethically.

Song of the moment: Tool - Intension.

Quote of the moment: "Knowledge is power".

..New.

2006-11-27T21:26:00.000-05:00

Whats new? Haven't posted in a Month, nothing new there. Lots of stupid little meaningless news, no real news.

I found out a way to make a headache go away. I have somehow found out how to relax the veins in my head and release pressure from my head making a headache go away. I remember reading about this years ago and apparently you can train yourself to do it. I think its called Biofeedback or something, I was surprised how well it works.

Anyway, that was not interesting at all. I would post an image of an attractive girl showing her boobs but I think Blogger would remove it.

I will try to post a mind blowing post tonight if I'm awake.

..an actual discription of my blog has formed....

2006-11-01T07:12:00.000-05:00

... though I know nobody really cares, i'm still not re-typing my previous post yet.

I just read a bit of my own blog and was trying to put it all together in words, why? because im tired but not asleep. Anyway... in case anybody noticed, I only post at very odd hours, 99.9887% of the time I post these little posts while trying to fall asleep. A lot of posts have hidden messages, a few don't, a lot have hidden themes, a few don't. Will I tell you anything about my hidden messages, nope, what does my Tattoo really mean? nobody but me knows, really, nobody and I will keep it that way. I try not to post about my everyday life, that makes most blogs boring because who really cares who your dating, what you did on the weekend, what holiday it is, what you ate for dinner or why the fuck your pissed off about something. I like to post famous quotes and music lyrics sometimes, mostly stolen quotes, some original. I like posting photographs. I post random dictionary definitions of words. And some other stuff...., ok, bed time.

Song of the moment: Radiohead - Pyramid Song.

this post is postponed

2006-10-06T08:15:00.000-04:00

Ok, I had this really big elaborate blog I was about to finish and post.

It was really long and was about how Moore's Law was destroying the attention span of the modern world and creating A.D.D. zombies because of the supply and demand curve for Information/Communication.

Anyway, firefox froze on me and I lost the post, and it was too long, its too late and I'm too tired to re-type it. The post will see the light of day, its just postponed. This is the teaser to the real post.

9357 = 0

2006-09-26T08:58:00.000-04:00

Well, its official, im now 9357 days old. 9+3 - 5+7 = 0, which is exactly the point. It doesnt mean squat. I will be exactly 10,000 days old on June 30th 2008, make a mental note of this date, coincidentally something else big should also be happening in my life on that date. Time will tell.

..answer..

2006-09-08T06:29:00.000-04:00

ok, the answer to the cliffhanger.

Its actually in a previous post somewhere.
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-Self Actualization.
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How to achive self actualization? Id be rich if I knew, not many people ever reach this stage. What is it? look it up, Maslow will tell you all about it. Dont want to look it up? You just excluded yourself in the group and already dont fit the characteristics.

Off topic: A nice picture to look at.

little bits of song lyrics..... guess the songs.... a cliffhanger

2006-08-29T07:12:00.000-04:00

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"Power is power, the law of the land,
Those living for death will die by their own hand,
Life's no ordeal if you come to terms,
Reject the system dictating the norms"
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"Numb all through
I can still feel you
Hear your call
Underneath it all
Kill my brain
Yet you still remain
Crucified
After all Ive died
After all Ive tried
You are still inside"
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"I jumped into the river
Black-eyed angels swam with me
A moon full of stars and astral cars
And all the things I used to see
All my lovers were there with me
All my past and futures
And we all went to heaven in a little row boat
There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt"
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"For its the end of history
Its caged and frozen still
There is no other pill to take
So swallow the one
That made you ill"
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"Hospitals not profit full
Yet market bulls got pockets full
To advertise some hip disguise
View tha world from American eyes
The poor adore keep fiendin' for more
Tha thin line between entertainment and war
They fix the need, develop the taste
Buy their products or get laid to waste"
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a cliffhanger for you all:

Never forget the goal. The journey is not the goal, the journey can be distracting and make every effort to pull you from the goal. We are not fish, we are capable of more then a 5 second memory and should take advantage of this. Would you rather die rich or die poor? You don't know when your going to die so the later option will inevitably stab you in the foot. I'd rather die happy. So that should be the ultimate goal, right? Serotonin and Dopamine control happiness in the brain. Drugs, sex, food, music and money all trigger temporary increased levels of these chemicals in the brain making you feel "happy". Non of these things will increase the levels long term, therefore non of these things will really make you happy. So what will? I will leave you all hanging and finish this in my next post.
//..to be continued/

Song of the moment: Annihilation (Perfect Circle's version)

,...A picture to ponder....,contrast

2006-08-08T02:54:00.000-04:00

Singapore

.Some Lyrics, Some Quotes. Some characters.

2006-07-23T04:41:00.000-04:00

"In the country of the blind the one eyed man is king." ~ Erasmus

"True realism consists in revealing the surprising things which habit keeps covered and prevents us from seeing." ~ Jean Cocteau

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly." ~ Albert Einstein

"Once you label me you negate me." ~ Søren Kierkegaard

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." ~ Isaac Asimov

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." ~ Mark Twain

"If you want to have good ideas you must have many ideas. Most of them will be wrong, and what you have to learn is which ones to throw away." ~ Linus Pauling

-----End Quotes.

-----More words.

Thom Yorke is losing his mind. I think I may join him. I would love to lose it for a few years, just to know what it feels like to find it again.

Why do handicapped people always seem happy and fully capable people seem sad. Would be nice for a change to be dumb enough to not know whats going on in this world, maybe thats the smile they all have, a smile of pure bliss. I could be wrong, it could just be their medication.

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Song of the moment: Triad - Tool

20% of my senses

2006-07-06T07:30:00.000-04:00

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What the fuck happened to music?
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Does every generation say the same thing as they age?
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. More .

2006-06-25T03:41:00.000-04:00

A Short Film

Title: More

Watch it here ---> http://www.gethappy.com/watchmore.html

Only about 5 minutes long. Warning: Could potentially put you in a dark place.

Well done Mark Osborne, whoever you are. People should make more stuff like this other then that complete crap thats on TV and in movies these days, its getting worse every year, guess thats just the nature of pop culture.

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6-6-6

2006-06-08T07:03:00.000-04:00

Well, 06/06/06 came and went. I didn't see Satan once, what BS is that.

This post is a scattered one with an undetermined path.

--Mark my words; Those crazy Sultan's in Dubai know exactly what there doing. The next new world. (see pic at bottom)

--Terrorism is a 9 letter word for Ignorant.

--Ignorant: uneducated in general; lacking knowledge or sophistication; "an unlearned group incapable of understanding complex issues"

--Useless fact: William Gates III is 50 this year and his current net worth is 50 Billion Dollars, put in numbers thats only $50,000,000,000.00 . If you add $0.05 you can make a palindrome out of it.

--Useless fact 2: 45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star (actual statistic).

--Song of the moment: Damien Rice - Cold Water

--Picture of the moment:

2006.5 Update

2006-05-18T20:41:00.000-04:00

So far so good. Almost half way to '07.

-Made a bunch of cash.
-Got to meet 3/4 of my favorite band of all time.
-Got hit in the head with a lucky stick quite a few times.
-Less TV is a success, less stuff, success, less stress, success.
-Less is more. No shit.
-More blogging, failure, ah well.
-Hidden message in this post, failure.

Still left to do for '06:

-Eat less.
-Photograph more, maybe a new camera will do the trick.
-Dont make a big to do list.

Song of the moment: 10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2) by Tool. Of course.

New Cells

2006-03-26T00:43:00.000-05:00

I think i just grew a few new brain cells, is that possible? A skill lost long ago has returned.

Oddity about my last post. Anybody notice the post was on the Eve of Pi day? 3/14. Well I didnt until a few days after. Coincidence? I think yes indeed.

Album of the moment; Roger Waters - The Pros And Cons Of Hitch-Hiking.

Pi

2006-03-13T00:53:00.000-05:00

The string 13 was found at position 110 of Pi counting from the first digit after the decimal point.

The 13th digit of Pi is 7.

1 AND 3 + 7 = 110

Definition, Number: A member of the set of positive integers; one of a series of symbols of unique meaning in a fixed order that can be derived by counting.
Therefore Pi is not a Number.

Off Topic
85 Days until 06/06/06

This post was irrational.

Maybe I will get another growth spirt when im older

2006-02-13T20:09:00.000-05:00

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1/2 way to 50
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1/3 way to death
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1/4 way to 100
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1/5 way to a record
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1/6 way to complete decomposition
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15/1 way to wealth
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New Years Resolutions for '06

2006-01-05T16:57:00.000-05:00

In no particular order:

-No fast food for '06. Slow food only.
-Lose 10-15 Lbs in order to fit in better with society.
-55% Chance of getting a new Tattoo.
-Give less of a shit about work, while also getting a 15% raise.
-40% Chance of moving into a Condo. (Increases to 70% in '07)
-Take a philosophy class at York.
-Drink more H2O, less Diet Coke.
-Concoct an elaborate scam to make money like old times. (Must be illegal or grey area)
-Kill every member of my cult. (Either poison in Kool Aid or Fun swim down Niagara Falls)
-Sell/Throw out most of my stuff, keeping only what I need or use.
-Lots more premarital sexual activities.
-Quit Heroin/Crystal Meth habit (if habit exists).
-Drive to the east or west coast of Canada.
-Take more pictures and videos.
-Post more fucked up posts here.
-Start selling something on eBay to make millions of dollars.
-Download new Tool album.
-Download new Radiohead album.
-Boycott something.
-Get a new"er" car.
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What does Resolution mean? I dont this this word means what I think it means.
Change "New Years resolution" to "New Years TODO" list.

To be continued,... in '07.

Song of the now: Tool - Disposition

Somewhat Damaged

2005-12-30T04:20:00.000-05:00

Diphenhydramine is pleasant.

Think im going to post some new years resolutions this weekend. I have many in mind.

My next post won't be until 2006. Backwards is 6002, which is 3996 years away. 3+9+9+6=27. 9+9+9 = 27 , 2 + 7 = 9, 27 / 3 = 9. 27 Backwards is 72. non-coincidentally, there are 72 words in this post.

Song of the last 3:45, Neil Young After the Gold Rush

Things or Words I Hate

2005-12-21T06:54:00.000-05:00

In Bold is the reason why.

Bureaucracy: Management or administration marked by hierarchical authority among numerous offices and by fixed procedures.

Fate: The supposed force, principle, or power that predetermines events.

Fad: A fashion that is taken up with great enthusiasm for a brief period of time; a craze.

Metropolis: A major city, especially the chief city of a country or region.

hmmmm.
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“Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.”
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Artist of the millisecond: Damien Rice.

Global Warming

2005-11-28T01:53:00.000-05:00

Notice the inverse relationship between the numer of pirates and global temperature. I knew it was the Pirates. We need to bring them back to save the planet!

Fear these numbers.

Wasted

2005-11-23T07:54:00.000-05:00

......is......
# Not profitably used or maintained.
# Needless or superfluous.
# Deteriorated; ravaged.

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a quote; "If you want things to stay as they are, things will have to change."
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want another quote; "There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate."

chris_bro@hotmail.com

NO CARRIER

Cult

2005-11-15T21:16:00.000-05:00

I want to start a cult.

Sign up starts today. Fill in the comment section.

You can join the cult if: A) You are offended by my blog, or B) You are not offended by my blog.
You can not join if: A) You wont give your left ear to save the cult from the evil people that want to stop this cult from becoming bigger then scientology.

Change of Scenery

2005-10-26T19:54:00.000-04:00

So much for updating more often, 20 days later, here is an update. Well, it doesnt really matter now does it. Blogs are more for the blogger then the blog reader I guess.

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May be a change coming in terms of my mental focus.

Computer Science: The branch of engineering science that studies (with the aid of computers) computable processes and structures.

Economics: The social science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services and with the theory and management of economies or economic systems. The study of choice and decision-making in a world with limited resources.

See the correlation?

How machines think, how people think. Machines are perfect, people are not. Hence a large economic and social gap on a global scale. This gap will always be there. People will never come close to perfection as a number can never come close to infinity.
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I was going to post a photograph of a mossy green forest but the gods of the 1's and 0's did not allow it. Hence the topic of the post. Maybe another day.

Coldplay - The Scientist, download it, listen to it. Good song.

Some more ASCII characters for you (467 including spaces to be exact)

2005-10-07T07:15:00.000-04:00

I need to start updating this more. And I will. I am going to start posting some more pictures. Some disturbing stuff possibly, some photography maybe. Only time will tell, and once I meet him I will ask.

These quotes are stolen.

"No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly."
"Sometimes questions are more important than answers."
"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

It tends to happen.

True

2005-09-24T16:00:00.000-04:00

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."

Numbers - srebmuN

2005-09-14T07:38:00.000-04:00

There are far to many numbers in this world.

I think if there were about a hundred numbers we would do fine. Like, who gives a shit about the number 79982, 6225, 47 or even 7712.4555 I hate that number. Cool numbers like 13, 0 or 1 can stay, there in, most of the others can go, no x's or y's either, I know that trick, I'm not falling for that twice. Maybe im just bitter about my Differential Calculus course that was disguised as a Computer Science course.

Words of wisdom from a short man.
Remember the spoon from The Matrix, well, turn's out it was just a special effect. You can't bend the spoon.

Wisdom

2005-08-31T07:07:00.000-04:00

"Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald."

"Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification."

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."

Fuck Intelligent Design! It's a load of crap.

2005-08-27T07:53:00.000-04:00

I just lost the last bit of respect I had for George Bush. The man wants Intelligent Design taught in school's as another "Theory of Evolution", in science classes! Intelligent Design is just a form of creationism with a scientific sounding name, anyone with a few brain cell's left can see this and see right through it. First he ban's stem cell research (THE cure for cancer and about a million deseases), then this bull shit about creationism in the classroom, it's like he wants to pull the states back to the 1800's or something. I am so glad his last term in office is over, a fucken monkey would do a better job then him.

Fuck I want my darwin fish even more now.

And now some stuff unrelated to the topic.
Paradox?
-The more I know, proportionatly makes me realise how much I don't know.
-The smarter I get, the dumber I feel.
-Knowledge isn't power, money is.

Fate is an illusion

2005-08-08T02:07:00.000-04:00

If I flip a coin 100 times and I get 100 heads in a row. There is still a 50-50 chance I will get heads again on the 101st flip.
Previous outcomes do not affect future results.

Fate is an illusion, the future is a mystery.

more quotes from movies

2005-08-08T01:35:00.000-04:00

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see." Fight Club

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." Fight Club

"This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living." American Beauty

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life?" Well, that's true of every day except one - the day you die. American Beauty

Money talk's, and bullshit walks

2005-07-22T16:14:00.000-04:00

..and both smell bad.

If you can’t beat the system, join it.
Then fuck with it.

Me;1 The system;0

Movie quote

2005-06-28T05:19:00.000-04:00

Tyler Durden: God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

A great quote from a great movie.

Look closer

2005-06-21T05:49:00.000-04:00

I was going to post lyrics, but decided not to. Listen to Street Spirit by Radiohead, I know you wont, but I can type whatever I want.

Don't you hate it when you see how non-random it all really is? Then you look closer and see your completely wrong.

Abstraction is the word.

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There were 13 a's in the above post.
There were only 7 y's.
There was only 1 '?'.
7+13+1= 21,
non-coincidentally there were 21 e's.

Quotes from a man who is popular for winning an inevitable race to e.

2005-06-04T17:03:00.000-04:00

Albert Einstein quotes. For no reason at all.

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible."

"No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it."

"I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion"

"Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds."

"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted."

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."

"I like to think that the moon is there even if I am not looking at it"

"If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. ... I get most joy in life out of music."

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."

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2005-05-30T17:06:00.000-04:00

PING

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2005-04-30T10:58:00.000-04:00

NO CARRIER

The infinite fall

2005-04-27T17:14:00.001-04:00

Capitalism will eventually lead to a few massive corporations deeply tied to the government with controlled prices and wages.

An anti-government revolution will rise up. The massive corporations will get boycotted. A 5% drop in profits, majority of people won't participate in the boycott because they like their "stuff" too much. The people that participate in the boycott will end up getting screwed for a lost cause. Sales will stabilize and everything will be back to normal.
40 years later, repeat. Every new generation will get their turn to fail.

new Pope - the world is now saved

2005-04-19T15:20:00.000-04:00

Yey, new pope, the world is saved by a 78 year old man! We can now all now rest calmly knowing a new voice of god is amung us. The last few weeks with no pope has been hell, the world was falling apart, i'm pretty sure the devil was taking over.

"There is no sarcasm in this post". <---See the Liar's paradox post.

bz

2005-04-14T06:32:00.000-04:00

..............Fridge buzz..............

English words (as viewed through a computer monitor) Bonus Features: New Years Resolution

2005-04-05T06:49:00.000-04:00

Immature: Not fully grown or developed.

Necrophilia: Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with corpses.

Addiction: The condition of being habitually or compulsively occupied with or involved in something.

Compulsion: An irresistible impulse to act, regardless of the rationality of the motivation.

Attention Deficit Disorder: A childhood syndrome characterized by impulsiveness and short attention span, and sometimes by hyperactivity that often leads to learning disabilities and various behavioral problems.

Obsessive–compulsive Disorder: A psychoneurotic disorder in which the patient is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to think the obsessive thoughts or perform the compelling acts.

Irrational: Marked by a lack of accord with reason or sound judgment.

Erotic: Tending to arouse sexual desire.

Pornography: Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

Preoccupied: Absorbed in thought; engrossed.

huh.

My late great New Years Resolutions for '05: Quit fast food, have even more premarital sex, work less, spend less, take more pictures of things not human, reverse engineer the human brain, get angry more often, tell stupid people their "stupid" and let Darwinism fix the rest, meditate more, think less, completely figure out human existance but don't tell a anyone, do not participate in any discussions involving religion or politics, find a loop hole to endless capital, become a computer nerd again, break any bond with any material object, drink more diet coke, eat less food by creating a psychological link between food and exploding testicles. The end.

Pull the plug

2005-03-31T05:18:00.000-05:00

If i'm ever clinically brain dead, PLEASE pull the feeding tube out ASAP.

I'm not the skin on my bones, im the gooey brain matter in my skull.

Forks and more

2005-03-20T16:02:00.000-05:00

Why don't forks have 5 prongs?
Why does beer come in multiples of 6?
Why does my keyboard have about 20 keys nobody ever uses?
Why 355ML's?
Why do cops wear hats?
Why Shoelaces?
Why only Blue, Black or Red pens?
Why are computer monitors all rectangles?
Why is walmart so cheap?
Who uses Esc anymore?
Do you know anyone that has won the Lottory?
1.5 Volts?
Songs must be 3-5 minutes long?
12 Eggs at a time?
Do we have 8, 10, 16 or 20 fingers?
Can a line really be straight?
Can a circle be perfectly round?
Why Windows, why not Doors?
Black on white, white on black?
Why pairs?
Why ages are 14, 16, 18, 19 and 21 meaningful?
Why only Visa or Mastercard?
Why 365 days, 24 hours and 60 minutes?
Is it possible to never pay taxes or work?
Why does my thumb have no hair on it?
Why do so many words end in e?
Why green for Go and Red for stop?
Why are pain killers the most popular drug on the market?
Why leather?
Why "Made in China", "Made in Japan", "Made in (some other country)"?
Why do we get paid more to do less?
??
I could go on forever, but i'll stop, i'm slowly losing brain cell's so the questions will get worse.

The wonders of the world. Who cares, dont question it, just live with it, right? Save the questions for the experts, let them decide. This world needs an abortion, and some liposuction.
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Uni Que

2005-03-14T00:04:00.000-05:00

My 8792nd Day

2005-03-10T20:28:00.000-05:00

I'v been alive for 8792 day's now!

Thats my new world record. My old record was yesterday, only 8791 days. I bet I set a new record tomorrow.

I'v lived 1000 times longer then Mosquito's live. I probably killed about a million of them, but then again I probably fed about a billion baby's with my blood.

Off topic. Its official, I not longer like sleeping, waste of time, no difference between 6 and 10 hours of sleep, tired is tired. My desires to sleep-in have vanished, maybe im just getting old, im not that old, im only 33% done.

My drink contains 2% Potassium, what am I drinking?

$$$$$

2005-03-08T06:11:00.000-05:00

I think im going to get 1000 credit cards, max them all out with cash back, take the $1,000,000 cash and disapear with my girl.

The system 0, Me 1.

Nanotechnology saves the day

2005-03-02T06:18:00.000-05:00

Nanotechnology will be the thing that saves humans from demolishing this planet. It will also be the reason people will be allowed to drool in wheel chairs until they are 150 years old. Nanotechnology is the only hope these artery clogged, cancer filled chemical junkies have of maintaining their wasteful pseudo-high lifestyles.

What’s it really all about? Capturing as many endorphins as you can without killing yourself.

Yumm... endorphins.

Don't be a Bee

2005-02-26T07:47:00.000-05:00

Don't be a worker Bee.
Kill the queen bee and set yourselves free.

Then what? No Hunny, no food, no house, no protection.
A bunch of dead Bee's,
Happy dead bee's.

I wish I had a stinger.

Solution

2005-02-23T05:57:00.000-05:00

I want to be a Zoo monkey.
They got it made.

Paranoid Android

2005-02-18T20:22:00.000-05:00

"Please could you stop the noise I'm trying to get some rest?
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
What's that, what's that

When I am king you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all
What's that, what's that

Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking squealing gucci little piggy

You don't remember, you don't remember, why don't you remember my name
Off with his head man, off with his head man
Why don't you remember my name?-- I guess he does

Rain down, rain down, come on rain down on me
From a great height, from a great height, height
Rain down, rain down, come on rain down on me
From a great height, from a great height, height

That's it sir, you're leaving,
the crackle of pig skin,
the dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking
the panic, the vomit,
the panic, the vomit
God loves his children,
God loves his children, yeah"

Radiohead

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2005-02-10T05:06:00.000-05:00

"Life feeds on life".

Its just Stuff

2005-02-05T06:14:00.000-05:00

I’ll start with 1 quote and 3 definitions.

“The things you own end up owning you.” Quote from Fight Club.

Capitalism: An economic system based on a free market, open competition, profit motive and private ownership of the means of production. The market determines the type, quantity, and price of goods.

Advertising: To make public announcement of, especially to proclaim the qualities or advantages of (a product or business) so as to increase sales.

Illusion: The condition of being deceived by a false perception or belief. An erroneous perception of reality.

Deception: a misleading falsehood.

I think a man by the name of Abraham Maslow figured it all out. But I don't feel like explaining his Hierarchy right now (if you don’t know it, forget it), but basically I think everyone is stuck at the Esteem level of the Hierarchy and feel that owning things will somehow boost their self-esteem (make you feel better about yourself) by means of some endless cycle of buying that perfect item that finally fill the gap (the gap that never gets filled no matter what you purchase). Besides, TV/Radio/Celebrities/Pop Culture tells us it will right? They can't be just lying so that they can make more money so that they can buy more things, could they? An endless loop that never reaches a climax (reaching Self-Actualization in Maslows Hierarchy is the top).

Remember, its just stuff. Stuff doesnt make you happy, Self-Actualization will.

Self-Actualization: the point or process of psychological development where an individual has reached his full potential as a human being. The seldomly reached full result of the inner-directed drive of humans to grow, improve, and use their potential to the fullest.

Good old Bill Hicks

2005-01-31T02:55:00.000-05:00

A little quote from a Bill Hicks CD.

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Fundamentalist Christianity, fascinating. These people actually believe that the world is twelve thousand years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I asked them.

Them: "Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages? Twelve thousand years."
Me:"Well, how fucking scientific, OK. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good. You believe the world's twelve thousand years old?"
Them: "That's right."
Me: "OK, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?"
Them: "Uh huh."
Me: "Dinosaurs."
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Funny man, a smart ass too.

Prying open my third eye

2005-01-30T01:25:00.000-05:00

"A child's rhyme stuck in my head
It said that life is but a dream
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along"
Third Eye, Tool.

Pop goes the planet

2005-01-26T06:21:00.000-05:00

The current world population is about 6.5 Billion people. In 1950 it was 2.5 Billion. 3000 years ago it was only 0.05 Billion. 300,000 years ago it was 0 people.

You are here ---> 0.0000000001 Billion people
A grain of sand on a dirty sphere.

Mind over matter

2005-01-25T05:39:00.000-05:00

Guess it is just all in your head.

What isnt?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

2005-01-19T16:30:00.000-05:00

Something is only beautiful if you think it is. Its hard to find 2 people in the entire world that would agree completely on what’s beautiful and what isn’t, Beauty is personal.

This picture may seem beautiful, but you can't see this persons face, even more, you can't see this persons mind. You may form a different opinion if you saw the whole picture. Initial beauty is based on appearance, lasting beauty is based on the mind.

rattlesnake

2005-01-17T02:49:00.000-05:00

"It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder." Mickey from Natural Born Killers.

Word of the Day:

Content: Desiring no more than what one has; satisfied.

Daysleeper

2005-01-14T15:11:00.000-05:00

Delayed Circadian Rhythm Disorder

Delayed Circadian Rhythm Disorder (DCR) means your body clock is running slower than a normal circadian rhythm (24-hour period). Your body doesn't 'wake up' until later in the morning or day. You may have difficulty getting started in the morning, you may feel a bit groggy or down during part of the day, and you may experience a second wind later in the evening. Those with DCR are often referred to as night owls, and find it easier to stay up late at night. Although some DCR sufferers have little trouble falling asleep, almost all have difficulty getting up or getting started in the morning.

Opposites form opinions and draw lines

2005-01-12T05:32:00.000-05:00

Normal: Conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, pattern, level, or type.
Abnormal: Not typical, usual, or regular; not normal; deviant.

Anarchy: Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose.
Conformity: Action or behavior in correspondence with socially accepted standards, conventions, rules, or laws.

Real: Genuine and authentic; not artificial or spurious. True and actual; not imaginary, alleged, or ideal.
Fake: Having a false or misleading appearance; fraudulent.

Nirvana: An ideal condition of rest, harmony, stability, or joy.
Stress: A state of extreme difficulty, pressure, or strain.

Blur: To make indistinct and hazy in outline or appearance; obscure.

But the sun is eclipsed by the moon

2005-01-08T15:32:00.000-05:00

A good song from a famous album.

"All that you touch and all that you see
all that you taste, all you feel
and all that you love and all that you hate
all you distrust, all you save
and all thatyou give and all that you deal
and all that you buy, beg, borrow or steal
and all you create and all you destroy
and all that you do and all that you say
and all that you eat and everyone you meet
and all that you slight and everyone you fight
and all that is now and all that is gone
and all that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon"

Success in a chaotic system

2005-01-05T16:45:00.000-05:00

Innovation: The act of introducing something new.

Intelligence: The capacity to acquire and apply knowledge. The faculty of thought and reason. Superior powers of mind.

Wisdom: The ability to discern or judge what is true, right, or lasting; insight.

Arrogance: Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance.

Have these 4 qualities and you will be successful in a capitalistic society. The other way around is not true, being successful does not mean you have these qualities.

Chaos in motion

2004-12-29T13:27:00.000-05:00

A great example of all the random, chaotic things I have been talking about. A large pseudo random event caused by miniscule initial conditions. Can't be controlled, can't be predicted, can't be prevented, can't be undone, can't be avoided.

Tsunami: A very large ocean wave caused by an underwater earthquake or volcanic eruption.

The butterfly effect is at it again, so seemingly random and so powerfull. A Hundred thousand dead and counting, nobody to sue, nobody to blame.

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2004-12-28T03:14:00.000-05:00

Fridge Buzz

Li fe

2004-12-22T13:59:00.000-05:00

Meaning of Life lies between these 2 lines.

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Religion bashing will insue, in due time.

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2004-12-17T13:42:00.000-05:00

Fridge Buzz

2 Words

2004-12-14T17:47:00.000-05:00

Empathy: Identification with and understanding of another's situation, feelings, and motives.

Apathy: Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference. Lack of emotion or feeling; impassiveness.

I lied, there are more then 2 words in this post.

Appearance IS deceiving

2004-12-11T13:04:00.000-05:00

Guess thats the point.

Song of the millisecond: Triad.

Shine on you Crazy Diamond's

2004-12-09T13:34:00.000-05:00

Schizophrenia: Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and is caused by genetic, other biological, and psychosocial factors.

Paranoia: 1) A psychotic disorder characterized by delusions of persecution with or without grandeur, often strenuously defended with apparent logic and reason. 2) Extreme, irrational distrust of others.

Paranoid Schizophrenia: Schizophrenia characterized predominantly by megalomania and delusions of persecution.

Megalomania: 1) A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence. 2) An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

Omnipotence: Having unlimited or universal power, authority, or force; all-powerful.

More random words.
Green. (k)

Song of the moment: "Shine on you crazy diamond".

Picasso

2004-12-07T14:08:00.000-05:00

Picasso's last self portrait before he died. "Facing Death".

Winter

2004-12-04T06:38:00.000-05:00

Picture of the day:

Word of the day: Virus: 1) Any of various simple submicroscopic parasites of plants, animals, and bacteria that often cause disease and that consist essentially of a core of RNA or DNA surrounded by a protein coat. Unable to replicate without a host cell, viruses are typically not considered living organisms.

Song of the last 23.5 minutes: Echoes.

"A pig in a cage on antibiotics"

2004-12-02T06:20:00.000-05:00

"Fitter Happier" song lyrics by Radiohead.

"Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics."

My thoughts; Perfect is boring, unless of course your idea of excitement is following the norm's of how "they" say you should live, in turn eventually becoming "a pig in a cage..". Who the fuck are "they". A word comes to mind; Dehumanizing.

Dehumanizing: 1) To deprive of human qualities such as individuality, compassion, or civility. 2) To render mechanical and routine.

Done.

Longest word

2004-12-01T06:30:00.000-05:00

Longest word in the english dictionary. Very useful information!

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis: A lung disease.

Other useless information; this word contains 45 letters. The 45th number in the Fibonacci sequence is 1134903170. The 45th digit of pie is 9.

One day if I have time, ill post Pi in reverse.

Quote's

2004-11-30T06:49:00.000-05:00

Salvador Dali: "Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

Albert Einstein: 1) "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." 2) "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school." 3) "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones."

Pablo Picasso: "Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness."

Bob Marley: "One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."

Bill Gates: "Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning."

Rene Descartes: 1) "Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it." 2) "Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power."

Charles Manson: "You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

Kurt Cobain: 1) "The worst crime is faking it." 2) "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not."

William Shakespeare: "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

Michael Moore: "White people scare the crap out of me."

Plato: 1) "Knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind." 2) "Man - a being in search of meaning." 3) "The greatest wealth is to live content with little."

Fight Club: 1) "This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." 2) "The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything."

My 2 fav's are blue.
The word "is" appears 9 times in this post, 9x9 = 81. 9+9 = 18, 8+1=9, 8+1+1+8=18, 9x(8+1)=81. 8118 is a palindrome, I was born in 1981. That was pointless, go to bed.

Hedonism

2004-11-25T09:01:00.000-05:00

I like this one.

Hedonism: 1) Pursuit of or devotion to pleasure, especially to the pleasures of the senses. 2) The ethical doctrine holding that only what is pleasant or has pleasant consequences is intrinsically good.

Would that lead to a society of Heroin addicts or Sex addicts.

This opium flower doesn't appear too harmful to me.

Darwin Fish

2004-11-23T05:19:00.000-05:00

Philosophy of philosophy. And evil Butterflies.

2004-11-21T13:02:00.000-05:00

Philosophy: 1) Investigation of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning rather than empirical methods.

Order out of chaos? A seemingly random reality but highly dependent on miniscule initial conditions.

The Butterfly Effect: "The butterfly effect is the idea that in a chaotic system (our world), a very small change to the system applied at a certain point in time makes the future change in a very dramatic way. Something as small as a butterfly flapping its wings now might affect the weather system on a global scale six months in the future."

I wonder if 'based on the butterfly effect', me putting green letters in my post is going to cause a world war 213 years from now. Or me typing this last line in bold just cancelled it.

Optical Illusion - Lines

2004-11-21T01:11:00.000-05:00

No lines in this image are curved.  All perfectly straight lines.

Proof that 2 = 1

2004-11-19T09:45:00.000-05:00

Start with
a = b
Then multiply both sides by a, giving:
a² = ab
Then add a² – 2ab to both sides:
a² + a² – 2ab = ab + a² – 2ab
This can be simplified to:
2(a² – ab) = a² – ab
Finally, divide both sides by a² – ab, and you get

2 = 1

Done. A few people I know will understand this, even fewer people will "get" how/why this doesn't work and the flaw in the proof.

The Liar's paradox

2004-11-17T17:48:00.000-05:00

Paradox: 1)A seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true. 2)An assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.

The Liar's paradox: "I am a liar".

If you’re telling the truth then the statement is a false, and if your lying then the statement is also false. A self-contradictory statement. Proof of the contradictory nature of the English language.

I'm going to post more of these. I like Paradoxes.

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Fu-Bar

2004-11-16T09:30:00.000-05:00

Textbook definitions of some words I like.

Chaotic: 1) A condition of place of great disorder or confusion. or 2) A dynamical system that has a sensitive dependence on its inition conditions.

Surreal: 1) Having an oddly dreamlike quality.

Random: 1) Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective.

Existentialism: 1) A philosophy that emphasizes the uniqueness and isolation of the individual experience in a hostile or indifferent universe, regards human existence as unexplainable, and stresses freedom of choice and responsibility for the consequences of one's acts.

Time: 1) A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.

Infinite: 1) Having no boundaries or limits.

Unconscious: 1) Lacking awareness and the capacity for sensory perception. 2) The division of the mind in psychoanalytic theory containing elements of psychic makeup, such as memories or repressed desires, that are not subject to conscious perception or control but that often affect conscious thoughts and behavior.

And this one is for free.

Narcissism: 1) Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self.

Spot the green letters in the post to spell a prize.
And I really like the blue letters!

tsoP tsriF

2004-11-14T20:11:00.000-05:00

This is my first post in my first blog ever!

Don't try and figure this shit out.

This blog will be filled with the daily unconscious thoughts in my head.